Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Introducing The Premiere Of The Hot Pocket Signature Dress Line

It's sassy. It's sizzling. It's super HOT HOT HOT! (This product not recommended for ladies suffering from the heartbreak of hot flashes)

You see, the spectacularly original fireworks-shaped pockets also serves as an ingenious warming drawer to stuff your Hot Pocket meals-on-the-go into.



This remarkable dress will ensure that you're the most talked about star at all social engagements this season. You'll also be loved, adored, and probably followed by legions of hungry homeless people and Hot Pocket addicts alike.

Hot Pocket dresses are sold at all the finest stores throughout the Greater Lint Trap/Pocketville areas.

10 comments:

Jean Knee said...

uhhhm, I don't like hot pockets

Jean Knee said...

Here I come back to see the latest hop pocket fashions and you have not done a new post. What up wit that,doog?

Jean Knee said...

hey hot pocket dude, I know someone who ccan walk you through how to get your money's worth if you go to a hot pocket buffet

Jean Knee said...

hey hot pocket, you are no fun to stalk. don't act like you can't hear me

Jean Knee said...

New Years is almost here and I don't have any idea what type hot pocket type dress with sparkly spaghetti straps I should wear to my block party where all the neighbors will point and stare.

help me style diva dude

Jean Knee said...

crap, if you don't get up a new post I'm going for a new blog friend Mona. know her?

Nancy Face said...

Jean Knee has been BUSY!

I don't like Hot Pockets either...how about some Cap'n Crunch capris?

Or maybe some Poppycock pajamas?

Jean Knee said...

croc head's yours unless Polka Dot claims it for a raw hide chew first

Jean Knee said...

crapola, it's now April

Jean Knee said...

it's been over a year. You're dead aren't you?